The Industry Secret No One Talks About
Most “intimate” lubes were never designed for her pleasure. They were made to make penetration easier… for him.
Here’s the truth: Research suggests that roughly 75% of women reach orgasm primarily through external clitoral stimulation rather than penetration alone. So why is the entire category still built around one type of sex?
That’s why we created Highland Hoo-Ha Butter™.
So, so CREAMY.
A rich, handcrafted body butter whipped with grass-fed tallow and carefully chosen botanicals. It glides on silky-smooth, leaves skin soft and supple (never greasy), and delivers that perfect balance of moisture + just-right glide for the places that deserve a little extra Highland hospitality.
Infused with the delicate floral properties of exotic Ylang Ylang, this rich, buttery blend brings a touch of the romantic Highlands to your "low-lands," elevating your daily self-care routine with a hint of intoxicating old-world charm.
Whether you’re looking for a little spa time, preparing for a special evening, or prepping for time with your favorite kilted lad, Highland Hoo-Ha Butter™ is ready to answer the call!
Why women love it:
- Ultra-creamy, marshmallowy texture
- Grass-fed tallow + mango butter + jojoba for lasting softness
- Delicate natural botanicals (no synthetic fragrance overload)
- Designed for external use on delicate skin
- Handcrafted in small batches
How to use: Apply a small amount to clean, dry skin as part of your daily self-care routine or before/during intimate moments. Perfect for delicate external skin—including the vulva, breasts, and anywhere else your skin could use a little extra kiss of moisture (yes, I said "moist").
Apply to clean, dry skin after bathing for everyday comfort, or as part of your intimate self-care ritual. Perfect for breasts and other delicate areas (or anywhere) when you want softness, comfort, and that ideal mix of glide and friction.
Because some parts of life simply deserve a little extra butter.
Note:
For external use only. Not intended for internal vaginal use. Store in a cool place. Discontinue if irritation occurs.
Ingredients:
Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Tallow, Mangifera Indica (Mango) Seed Butter, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Tocopherol, Cananga Odorata (Ylang Ylang) Flower Oil.