What every woman wanted to know about intimate skincare, but was afraid to ask…
NEWS FLASH! Most “intimate” moisturizers were never designed for her pleasure. They were made more… for him.
Here’s the truth: Research suggests that roughly 75% to 82% of women do not reach orgasm from penetration alone and require direct or indirect external clitoral stimulation to achieve climax. So why is the entire category still built around one element of sexual experience?
That’s why I created Highland Hoo-Ha Butter for women! Because when things are a little dry, this stuff is enticingly CREAMY! And a little goes a long way!
A handcrafted, all-natural formula whipped with grass-fed tallow, rich butters, and other carefully chosen botanicals. It glides on silky-smooth, leaves skin soft and supple (rather than greasy), and delivers that perfect balance of moisture + just-right glide and soft friction for the places that deserve a little extra Highland hospitality.
Infused with the delicate floral properties of exotic Ylang Ylang, Jasmine, and other beautiful botanicals, this rich, buttery blend brings a touch of the romantic Highlands to your "low-lands," elevating your daily self-care routine with a hint of intoxicating old-world charm.
Whether you’re looking for a little spa time or prepping for a romantic evening with your favorite kilted lad, Highland Hoo-Ha Butter™ is ready to answer the call!
Why women love it:
✔ Handmade in small batches
✔ Ultra-creamy, marshmallowy texture leaves skin soft and supple
✔ Deeply moisturizing without feeling heavy
✔ Rich in skin-loving fatty acids and naturally occurring fat-soluble vitamins
✔ Grass-fed tallow + butters + jojoba for lasting softness
✔ All-natural – Free from parabens, petroleum, and synthetic fragrances
✔ Packaged in a reusable 2 oz. glass jar – Net wt. 1.4 OZ (40 g)
✔ Designed for external use on delicate skin
✔ Handcrafted in small batches
A little goes a long way—allow a small amount to melt between your hands before massaging into the skin.
How to use: Apply a small amount to clean, dry skin after bathing for everyday comfort, as part of your daily self-care routine, or before/during intimate moments. Perfect for delicate external skin—including the vulva, breasts, and anywhere else your skin could use a little extra kiss of moisture (yes, I said "moist") for that ideal mix of glide and friction.
Because some parts of life simply deserve a little extra butter.
Note:
For external use only. Not intended for internal vaginal use or on broken skin. Store in a cool, dry place. Discontinue use if irritation occurs.
Ingredients:
Coconut Oil, Grass-fed Tallow, Mango Seed Butter, Jojoba Oil, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Ylang Ylang, Geranium, Coriander, Vetiver, Orange, Clary Sage, Bergamot, Sandalwood, Sage, Jasmine, Blue Spruce & Spearmint.☀️ SUMMER HEAT
SUMMER HEAT DISCLAIMER
Please Read Before Ordering
At Thorn & Thistle Apothecary, we embrace simple, natural ingredients—and that means we don’t add synthetic stabilizers just to make our products behave themselves in the summer heat.
Many of our butter or oil-based products may soften or melt when exposed to high temperatures, especially while traveling in hot delivery trucks or sitting in a sunny mailbox or on a porch. Don’t worry—your product is still perfectly good! Melting may change the texture, appearance, or volume of a whipped product, but it does not mean the product has spoiled.
If your product arrives melted or very soft, keep the lid securely closed, gently stir if necessary, and place it in a cool room or refrigerator until it firms back up. A previously whipped product may not return to its original fluffy texture once melted, but it can still be used and enjoyed.
To help protect your goodies, we recommend retrieving packages promptly after delivery and storing your products in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight and heat sources.
Please note: Because summer temperatures and shipping conditions are beyond our control, Thorn & Thistle Apothecary cannot offer refunds or replacements for products that soften or melt during transit. By ordering heat-sensitive products during warm weather, you acknowledge the possibility of melting during shipment.
Natural products sometimes act…well, natural. 🌿
Thank you for understanding and for choosing naturally crafted skincare.